Download Poker Software
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011My first time playing poker online did not go as easily as I thought it would. I saw the World Series of Poker on TV and I decided to Download poker software and give it a try. You’d think that part of joining the online poker world would be easy. After all, it’s just a click right? Within minutes I’d be conquering Internet poker, or so I thought.
Turns out there used to be a lot of barriers to actually playing poker online. The first is your computer has to have enough memory for the poker game. Meaning you can’t just move the mouse over the download poker software button and expect it to load for you–if your computer was built sometime in the late 90s.
Mine wasn’t quite that old but it was old enough. Oh. So, while I waited for my new computer, an upgrade I had needed for more reasons than just being able to download poker software, I had a couple of friends I played with in a home game. The computer was being shipped to me and we got deep in the home game.
I had rattled off a few buy-ins and was out of cash. I held up the receipt for my new computer and used that as a marker. Not only did I lose the new computer I hadn’t yet received, my friends would not leave my house, all giddy from winning my money, and started getting rowdy. When the police showed up complaining about the problem, the responsibility fell on me—of course.
So, when my computer did arrive instead of finally being able to log into my favorite poker site, instead I get to watch my buddy do just that. The new computer had enough memory, processing speed, and all the extras I threw in there to have the site on screen mere seconds after he clicked download poker software.
As you’ve noticed, I went a couple of months without playing poker. I got to the point where I could afford another computer, after failing to get my friend to allow me to try and win my second computer back. He said he’d never be that stupid. Twist the knife a little bit friend.
Well, at this point I was getting into some graphics programs and I was tired of all my artsy friends bragging about their Macs. I went with Apple, and when that bright beautiful computer arrived all was good in the world. I got online, went to my future online poker home, and clicked on download poker software.
You know that scene in movies where the music is real loud and everybody’s talking and then something real embarrassing happens or is said, and you hear the record scratch, turning everybody’s attention to the embarrassing action? Well, I was alone when I found out at that time the software didn’t work on a Mac and I swear I heard a record scratch and people start to giggle at my plight.
I was now on my third computer and still couldn’t get poker on it. I was ready to run through the walls of my apartment. My friend, who I lost my second computer to, came over that week and saw my Mac, and he says, “Oh yeah, why’d you get a Mac you know that you can’t play poker on mac don’t you? Been meaning to ask you about that…”
Been meaning to ask me about that? What a friend.
I discovered I can’t return my Mac, and as many times as I keep clicking on Download Poker Software nothing happen, but I don’t stop clicking. Eventually… years later, they have poker for a Mac. You know when I found out? The day my new PC arrived. Yes, I had finally ordered a new PC… just so I could download poker software.